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1001 Dad Jokes


Top Ten Best Dad Jokes

1 I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she hugged me.
2 How are dog catchers paid.
By the pound.
3 Sometimes I tell dad jokes.
Sometimes he even laughs at them.
4 I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I’ll let you know.
5 Today I raced a Frenchman and easily beat him.
Nice guys finish last.
6 Why can’t you trust elements?
They make up everything.
7 Someone stole my mood ring.
I'm not sure how I feel about it.
8 I was going to throw away all of my old spices.
But it seemed like a waste of thyme.
9 Farmers don’t just grow grapes.
They’re raisin them.
10 I was shocked when I found out 
My toaster isn’t waterproof.

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