Top Ten Best Dad Jokes
| 1 | Today I raced a Frenchman and easily beat him. |
| Nice guys finish last. | |
| 2 | How are dog catchers paid. |
| By the pound. | |
| 3 | I was going to throw away all of my old spices. |
| But it seemed like a waste of thyme. | |
| 4 | Sometimes I tell dad jokes. |
| Sometimes he even laughs at them. | |
| 5 | Farmers don’t just grow grapes. |
| They’re raisin them. | |
| 6 | Why can’t you trust elements? |
| They make up everything. | |
| 7 | I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. |
| So she hugged me. | |
| 8 | I was shocked when I found out |
| My toaster isn’t waterproof. | |
| 9 | Someone stole my mood ring. |
| I'm not sure how I feel about it. | |
| 10 | I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. |
| I’ll let you know. |
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